TEACHERS: Mr. Nicky performs school assemblies and classroom workshops across the country, teaching your classes how to write their own educational parodies! These programs meet state learning standards, and they're tons of fun! The workshops are offered online as well. Please send an e-mail to [email protected] for full information. (Students will not receive a response, but thank you for your support. Please tell your teachers to e-mail Mr. Nicky!) Lesson on Ancient China by Mr. Nicky To the tune of "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke feat. Pharrell and T.I. Backing tracks property of Karaoke Version/Tency Music. (This is Ancient China . . . hey hey hey) "China's Sorrow" is the Huang He That river's yellow, and when it floods it kills and causes famine but makes such fertile farmland with that North China Plain loess The ancient towns of Shang were once production centers Those rulers in Anyang prayed to their dead ancestors making the future known by cracking Oracle Bon