TEACHERS: Mr. Nicky performs school assemblies and classroom workshops across the country, teaching your classes how to write their own educational parodies! These programs meet state learning standards, and they're tons of fun! The workshops are offered online as well. Please send an e-mail to [email protected] for full information. (Students will not receive a response, but thank you for your support. Please tell your teachers to e-mail Mr. Nicky!) LYRICS Ancient Mesopotamia Song by Mr. Nicky To the tune of "Crank That" by Soulja Boy Euphrates River Hey, I got a new lesson for you about ancient Mesopotamia The Euphrates River and the Tigris River formed the cradle of civilization Akkadians long ago Conquered Sumer, took control Sargon led his armies, in their chariots they rolled By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River By the Euphrates River By the Persian Gulf is where they found Ancient ruins underground Archaeologists did lots of excavation