TEACHERS: Mr. Nicky performs school assemblies and classroom workshops across the country, teaching your classes how to write their own educational parodies! These programs meet state learning standards, and they're tons of fun! The workshops are offered online as well. Please send an e-mail to [email protected] for full information. (Students will not receive a response, but thank you for your support. Please tell your teachers to e-mail Mr. Nicky!) LYRICS Ancient Egypt by Mr. Nicky To the tune of "Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5 ________________________________________________________ Amon-Re, oh! In North Africa, head to Cairo the fertile delta of the Nile- that's where our families had their dynasties, now we're all mummies Uniting the Lower and Upper Egyptians we ruled government and led our religion and for our spirits they built pyramids, we're polytheists Read the hieroglyphs (Ankh) Give me a double crown and I'll rule you been king since I was 9 years old dude y