Animation by the great Ryan A. Boone "Bum"!!! https://twitter.com/BooneBum https://www.youtube.com/boonebum Song by Parry Gripp ---LYRICS---- VO: What is that up in the sky? VO: Owww! Hailing taquitos It’s hailing taquitos At the park, over the yard Put on your bike helmet ’cause they’re coming down hard Hailing taquitos It’s hailing taquitos Guacamole, sour cream Is it nightmare or is it a dream? (is it a dream) They’re crunchy and they’re fried (so fried) And they’re falling from the sky (from the sky) You might want to stay in inside VO: Lookout! VO: Owww, my eye! News flash! Important information Taquito’s coming down all over nation Portland, Denver, Austin, Poughkeepsie It’s a Taquito apocolypse-y Hailing taquitos It’s hailing taquitos Run for cover, don’t be slow There’s beef, and chicken, and potato Hailing taquitos It’s hailing taquitos Corn tortillas rolled up tight Coming down fast with no end in sight (no end in sight) They’re greasy and they’re hot (so hot) They